Showing posts with label creative challenge: Perfect Game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creative challenge: Perfect Game. Show all posts

Thursday, January 25, 2007

His name is Raaaaaaaay: Part a Million



Seriously, who doesn't know all about super-fly-ghetto fabulous Ray Emery by now?

Mr. Emery, otherwise known as Em, otherwise known as Sugar Ray, otherwise known as Rayzor [the REAL Rayzor! That thief in Toronto is unworthy] is the newly minted number one in Ottawa after out-playing and generally out-cooling the free agent albatross known as Martin Gerber.

Emery played for the Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds in the OHL and was named Top Goaltender of the entire CHL in 2001-2002. He moved on to the Binghamton Senators in 2002-2003 where he made the All-Rookie team in 2003 and had a couple of stints with the big club.

Our boy is a boxing fan as he's been known to be quite the fighter. During his stint in the OHL he had 4-on ice fights in 2000-2001 and during his time in the AHL he was suspended twice. In 2003-2004 he was again suspended, this time for 5 games for swinging his stick at Michel Ouellet.

His antics didn't stop as he drew the ire of the rather conservative Senators front office with tales of cockroach eating, inviting the press along while he got inked up, bleached hair and masks with Mike Tyson on them. When Old Man Hasek's duct tape and paper clips fell out of his groin, Emery let his play do all the talking by setting a record for wins in the 2005-2006 season. He won his first 9 games and tied Bernie Parent's record of most wins in a month with 12 Ws in March. He helped the Senators through the first round in the playoffs although his inexperience was certainly evident against a stronger Buffalo team.

After the Senators were bounced from the playoffs, people were still tentative about whether or not this guy was indeed the answer to the Senators' perpetual goaltending woes. Cue Gerber, the large contract and what was supposed to be goaltending security. However, Gerber proved the theory that sometimes numbers don't lie as he struggled greatly throughout the season. Emery was called in and stole the show as he solidified his position as the go-to guy. He's a key component in the Senators' success despite being out Mike Fisher and Jason Spezza.

I have no doubt in my mind that Emery should be number one. I'm on record in saying that I thought bringing in Gerber was a good idea simply because it was a logical move to make. Hasek certainly wasn't going to be brought back and Gerber was the best goaltender available. Sure, he stunk during the playoffs but you could rationalize and say that was because he was ill and his psyche was effected as a result of having to play even though he wasn't 100%. He may have put the Senators in a bit of a situation financially, but if anything, his presence helped push Emery to work harder and develop his own skills. He's a competitive guy by nature and to have that sort of motivation must have done wonders for him.

Emery is characterized as an athletic goalie with great lateral movement. He's a rare breed in goaltenders in that he's a big ball of weird. While he's curbed some of his bad boy wild antics in the past little while [well, I don't know if he's curbed them, we just hear less about them] you can still see him show up in some interesting suits and hear stories of him asking his parents for 3-foot ball pythons for Christmas. And I love that he's a freak of nature and that yes, he probably could kick your arse.



The Ideal Game
In no specific order:

1) The right arena music: Nothing kills the mood more than a poor choice of an accompanying soundtrack.

2) Big Hits - The kind that make you go "MAN, IF I WAS SITTING CLOSER I COULD HAVE DIED!"

3) A Tight Game - I'm one of those people that get nervous and stressed easily. But heck, if your team is running away with it, then it just isn't as interesting, is it?

4) A Hat Trick - Because I'm really curious as to whether or not you get your hats back. I will pretend to throw one but secretly put it back in my seat.

5) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! - One where the players on the bench bang their sticks on the boards, you're up on the edge of your seat and one that just sparks something in the crowd.

6) Break! Away! - Preferrably one where the guy just stepped out of the penalty box. If it's against my team, the one where the goalie just makes a save that you know won the game for you.

7) A Backstory - Whether it be an old teammate visiting, or an old coach, like Primetime television, it's just not the same without a little bit of drama.

8) Somebody Mic'd Up - Throwing out gems like singing "Mr. Brightside" horribly [or adorably].

9) The Three Stars come out on the ice - And give their sticks to the kids in the crowd.

10) The High-Fives - For both teams, even the visitors to acknowledge the kids hanging over the railing, just looking for some acknowledgement because it's the fans that make it.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

How to make me happy

Listen here, MLSE/Leaf team...

10. Very very important: Game cannot be on Leafs TV, so I can actually watch it.
9. Someone to watch with.
8. No pressing academic demands (otherwise, I have to study while I watch)
7. High scoring game (when I mentioned this to a friend, he told me to watch basketball instead).
6. Related to the point above, a goalie pull from the other end.
5. A home game, so they're cheering for the right side.
4. One of those group pile ups where someone gets shoved and the entire team erupts from the bench to help.
3. At least one goal by Stajan.
2. Ideally against a rival, but doesn't have to be.
1. Obviously, a win. Not much of an issue if 6 and 7 are fulfilled.

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Friday, January 19, 2007

A perfect game...

A perfect game, for me, would have the following...

1. A fantastic national anthem singer & a crowd that really gets into it (ie. the Oilers' fans in the 2006 playoffs).

2. A fight with intensity and meaning (ie. Patrick Roy vs. Mike Vernon or Darren McCarty vs. Claude Lemieux- yes, I'm reliving those glory days).

3. A Steve Yzerman jersey retirement ceremony. Okay, since they can only happen once in a lifetime- anytime Yzerman is at the Joe Louis Arena for a game...

4. Great seats. Last year for my birthday, I sat in the first row behind the next right next to the zamboni pit. Those were fantastic seats.

5. High scoring game, okay but not too high, with the Red Wings winning in the end. A good example would be when the Wings beat the Oilers in 2OT in the playoffs last year. Unfortunately, that series went downhill quickly for Wings fans...

6. Catching a puck that flicked over the netting or into the crowd.

7. A loud and jumping JLA circa 1997.

8. Playing against a good team and not one that the Wings have owned a lot lately.

9. Solid refereeing. Lots of penalties and/or questionable calls ruin the fun (in my mind).

10. An amazing save by a goalie that makes your jaw just drop in amazement.

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Honestly, I Only Need #1...

...but I'll attempt the other 9, just to play along :) Here are my 10 prerequisites for a perfect game:

10. Fewer empty, sad purple seats at the Verizon Center.

9. Being in my seat in time for the opening video.

8. The Horn Guy’s mere presence (watch a Caps home game on TV, you’ll hear him – the best in the league by far...)

7. A matchup with a rival that creates some intensity...in other words, no more lukewarm games with a so-called division “rival” like Tampa.

6. A fast pace to start the first period, with great scoring chances and saves by both teams to get the crowd into the game.

5. A goalie assist or a goalie fight – both funny.

4. A Caps goal in the last 10 seconds of a period, any period.

3. At least one Gordie Howe hat trick by any Capital

2. A normal hat trick by one (or both?) of my Russian superstars, Ovechkin and Semin. Of course I'll settle for just a multi-goal game by one or both, though. I'm not picky.

1. A Caps win. I know, shocking.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

El juego perfecto del hockey

Ah, a perfect game... My 10 prerequisites requirements would be the following:

  1. Awesome seats, center ice, halfway up.
  2. Tasty snacks like Nibs and Cheezies (Finny!)
  3. Being with friends and fans with some good-natured heckling.
  4. A game with lots of end-to-end action, chances galore!
  5. Throw in a fight as the energy rises towards the end of the third.
  6. A late goal with a...
  7. 1-0 win by the Flames over a division rival.
  8. Excellent music choices on the loud-speakers.
  9. Washrooms close to my seat.
  10. Oh, and a big hit by Dion. What? Yeah, I know, no surprises there.
If anyone wants to come to that game, let me know, we'll get seats together. See you there!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

If there was a great game for Jordi...

Like how Jocelynn gave her idea of her perfect game experience, I shall compile some past Habs highlights along with what I want to see to create a game that I'd like to laugh and go to - with kids. To clarify, an average Habs fan probably wouldn't agree with me - I'm not an average Habs fan by the way. It's 39 degree weather and I want to cry from the heat here!

  1. Komisarek hits Darcy Tucker. I don't care if it's not a Leafs/Habs game - Tucker can show up in the stands and Komisarek will hit the glass and scare him a little. Or he could hit anyone with Tucker's number. Whichever is more probable.
  2. Kovalev moonwalking (at 2:40 - it's short but sweet). You need a little flash with the goal. I mean why do fans keep moaning about how some players are expressionless after a goal?
  3. The goalie coming out of the net on a breakaway. I always complain about why the goalie does it afterwards but it gets my heart thumping. Pair this up with flashy saves - I mean a goalie can get the same jobs done with less pizazz but it looks better if you're jumping for it. And I like snowangels.
  4. An old friend - turned foe. Seriously, the most enjoyable game was the Avs/Habs game early this season. Even when we were down some goals, the fans just wanted to taunt Theodore. Some fans who had a soft spot for this charming ex-thing of Paris Hilton got outraged and scolded everyone on proper game ettiquite. Well yeah... I know this guy used to be good. But you gotta laugh at the creativeness of Habs fans in an attempt to taunt him.
  5. An... interesting fight. If it's two sad guys floundering then I'd rather not. There used to be a time where Downey didn't hit the ground first. But then again now he probably doesn't remember it anymore.
  6. I want Aebischer to show he wants to stay in Montreal. Okay he doesn't have to fight. But it'd be great if he could stand out a bit. It's not that he's a bad goalie - he's a great one. However if a fan had a choice between Huet or Abby - it'd definitely be Huet. But this fight is pretty awesome - since it's against my mortal enemy (DIE FLAMES DIE!) then yeah, it's awesome.
  7. For Samsonov to score... and break out of his funk finally. I'm a romantic. He will one day score a hattrick for the organisation and mouth to the camera "this one's for you Jordi". It's no Teemu scoring for his friend but it's not like anyone cares about Sammy... *grumble*
  8. Mascot Mayhem. We had our little ditty on mascots a while ago. They're interesting guys and bring more fun than the ice girls in my opinion. They're there to give hugs and do silly tricks. And in Youppi's case, he may be groping you regardless of your gender.
  9. The amazing microphones. So you have our own Le Petit Briere . Marty Reasoner who claims that there is a conspiracy to give him heavy mics (not to mention that he reckons he's the best player to don his number, nevermind Joe Sakic). And let's not forget the forever loathed/loved Dwayne Roloson who has some dull highlights considering the other ones probably have the f-bomb flying about.
  10. Silly pranks. Like the flag waving to the refs, you gotta salute the guys who show an utter direspect to the refs. The Sedins attempted to trick the ref once, where one of them had been banished from the faceoff circle. They both did a round skate to pretend to be swapping positions but they actually returned to their original spots. The faceoff continued and nothing happened. However now the refs are very sure to prevent them from doing it again. Apart from that, my mind is a little short of any tricks people do - probably because they'd be fined. But I would love to see the players do it anyway. It's like a couple of Armani shirts worth, suck it up and pay the fine!
  11. A bonus side tidbit. Maybe a ridiculous intermission show. With a human bowling bowl show. That you pay to actually be ridiculed in it. Around $500 should cover it.
Those are my reasons. Like I said - this makes no sense at all.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

The Perfect Game.

What are your ten prerequisites for a perfect game?

1. Overtime or Shootout - Earlier today the Sabres went into a shootout. We may have lost, but I was so excited I couldn't even watch Vanek's shot that we needed to win.

2. A Breakaway - I love it when someone can slip past the other team, especially when it's someone like Maxim Afinogenov when they make the d-men look ridiculous.

3. A Great Save - When someone can make just an amazing save it makes you just gasp. Goaltending is just so difficult, and a good one is just astounding. During the game today Ryan Miller made the save of the season. It was a 2 on 1 and they passed it back and forth around Brian Campbell. Miller was expecting the guy to shoot but instead he passed, and the guy he passed too of course shot. Miller flung out his stick and stopped it just before the crease. Then, to stop the rebound, he fell right on to it. Wow, just had to get that in.

4. No Injuries - I just hate it when a valuable player gets hurt, even if it's on a team that I don't like. It just sort of seams like you're cheating.

5. An Unexpected Fight - I love it when some players who don't get in fights surprise everyone and do. Maxim Afinogenov has only gotten into a fight once this season, so when he did with Williams he flipped the guy over. Also, during the game today Derek Roy (who is 5 ft. 10 in.) got into a fight with Zdeno Chara (6 ft. 9 in.). Of course, Zdeno pushed him over w/ the first shove... but still.

6. A Grateful Crowd - I love it when the crowd is just grateful to be there. In Buffalo, you're luck to get some tickets, so the whole arena is incredibly hyper. Plus, the crowd just seems so bored when you see the games in Florida and the Southern states.

7. A Great Sign - I love it when they show a person in the audience with a creative and funny sign that makes you smile. A while ago, when there was the Surprise October Storm in Buffalo (when the game wasn't even expected to show) there was some people with a sign that read "Right Now, My Basement is Flooding." Of course, the sign holders were still estatic to just be there and beaming the entire time.

8. When you have great seats - I love it when you are so close you can actually tell the player's face's apart. I once had tickets on the glass, it was amazing because I was just in aww the entire time because my "heroes" were right in front of me.

9. A Great Announcer - If you can't make a game, you at least need a great announcer. You can't beat Rick Jeanneret. The way he leads you up to what's coming, you always know when to pay extra close attention. Makes it feel like you were there.

10. A Win - The game isn't perfect unless your team wins...

So that's my thoughts on how you can make a perfect game. Put them all together and you not only have the perfect game, but the perfect expeirence. That would be just amzing to have. I am the happiest ever if I can just get some tickets.

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Perfect Hockey

The perfect hockey game must contain the following things:

1. An opponent I care about. For me that would include Toronto, Ottawa, and Carolina for sure. Possibly Philly with Montreal quickly moving up in the ranks.

2. Great saves. When the goalies are at the top of their games, the goals that are scored are that much more exciting.

3. A fast tempo. Let the skaters skate!

4. Chippy play. I don't care about the pre-arranged fights between the appointed enforcers and I don't want anything dirty. But I want to see a little extra pushing and shoving and I want to see players chirping at each other, good-naturedly or not.

5. A highlight reel goal. Maybe it's Max Afinogenov taking the puck end to end while making the people he skates around look ridiculous. Maybe it's Briere, Pominville, and Hecht working off some beautiful passing. But I need one goal that makes me gasp a little and has my eyes glued to the TV or the jumbotron for the slow-mo replay.

6. An excited crowd. Even if I'm watching the game on TV, the crowd makes a difference.

7. Questionable calls. In spite of all my complaining about the refereeing this season (largely awful, almost always inconsistent), there's defintely part of me that enjoys the complaining. It's part of the game. I don't want any game-deciding blunders though. I don't enjoy losing or winning that way.

8. A surprise goal. I love it when someone who doesn't score a lot or hasn't scored in a while puts one in the net. He gets that big grin on his face, maybe even lets out a little sigh of relief, and his teammates swarm him, laughing and patting him on the head and back. I'm telling you, if Andrew Peters ever manages to pull off a goal, HSBC will be a freakin' madhouse.

9. A back and forth score. Blow-outs are nice once in a while, but no one wants to watch that all the time. I want to see two teams battling it out, refusing to give each other an inch, trading leads. Of course, I want my boys to win in the end, but even if they don't, atleast I can be proud of the heart behind the effort.

10. A great penalty kill. It could be killing off a 5 on 3. It could be Derek Roy stealing the puck and circling around and around and around, single-handedly killing off 20 seconds. Either way it's tense and exciting.

I'm tagging the Young Stars question on here since I don't really have a lot to say about it. Is it really a rookie game? Because Thomas Vanek, the Sabres rep, isn't a rookie. There wasn't an All-Star game last season however so maybe that's why he qualified? I'm just curious what the actual guidelines are.

Anyway, Thomas Vanek totally deserves to be there. He had a solid rookie season last year but has improved by leaps and bounds this year and has arguably been the Sabres' most consisistent player. Last year he finished with 25 goals and 23 assists. This year he already has 23 goals and 23 assists. He's also a plus 23, better than every other forward in the NHL, which is a huge reflection of his improvement from last season to now. He's fun to watch so hopefully he'll let loose in the Young Stars game.

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The Perfect Game...

In my opinion the perfect game would have to have the following:

1. A rivalry with the opposing team. Like when the Ducks play Los Angeles or San Jose.
2. Referees who make shitty calls.
3. Good "Pump you up" music.
4. Loud crowd, who just doesn't sit there.
5. Good fight followed by chirping in the box.
6. Pulled goalie (empty net).
7. OT or SO
8. Good friends to scream and shout with.
9. Being close to the other team in points toward the end of the season.
10. Having some players out with injuries, so your team has to work harder, therefore, it is more interesting. (At least in the Ducks' case.)

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Creative Challenge, Jan. 15-28: Perfect Game-UPDATED

Some of you may have read Nick Hornby's Fever Pitch and some of you may have seen this in Jason Kay's editorial in the Hockey News with Ovie as Superman on the cover; either way, what are your 10 prerequisites requirements (update: thanks Jocelynn, I'm sure your students love their grammar exercises :P I went with what Jason Kay used in the Hockey News) for a perfect game? To get you started, here are Jason Kay's:

  • bad blood
  • good ice
  • an electric crowd
  • the right seat-mate
  • superstars
  • an equalizer scored with the goalie pulled
  • 4on4 OT
  • a controversial call or non-call
  • mistakes
  • organ music
Have fun with it and remember, the sky's the limit!

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