Earning my Bad Person Points.

I swear to god, I'll shut up about this goalie kid now, but I just had to do this.

Because, dear heavens, we happen to have Peter Pan in goal for the Reading Royals right now. (WHY on earth do these boys not TRY to look human in their mugshots?)

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Guest Post: Celebrity Look-alikes!

Faithful HLOG reader hockeyteeth has submitted to us some Buffalo Sabres look-alikes for your perusal and approval:





I think the last one is mostly based on hairstyle, right?

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Habs 2007 are a somewhat sexy bunch.

On the Canadiens website, they feature shorts where each player answers one questions. One of the ones asked which player would play them in a movie. So instead of drawing my conclusions, see ones that they've approved themselves!


Mathieu Dandenault and Clive Owen


Sheldon Souray & Al Bundy


Chris Higgins & Morgan Freeman


Mike Komisarek & Brad Pitt


Sergei Samsonov & Matt Damon (Don't look at me I didn't choose it!)


Garth Murray & John C Reilly


David Aebischer & Tom Cruise


Aaron Downey & The Rock


Saku Koivu & Craig Rivet

And the storyline for Habs 2007 is exactly like Margee's except with more bikini girls, explosions, guns & sex.

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The Mighty Islanders... Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You

Coach Ted Nolan pleads with Brendan Witt to sign with the Islanders

When hockey impresario and local madman Charles Wang (Iron Chef America host Mark Dacascos), on the advice of his imaginary friend Rainbow (Dakota Fanning), hires backup goalie Garth Snow (Val Kilmer) and exiled coach Ted Nolan (Keanu Reeves pictured above) to run his team, the hockey world laughs. But Coach Nolan is determined to make it work. After meeting with the fragile team Captain, Alexei Yashin (Carol Alt, in a gender-bending, Hilary Swank-ian performance) in his cloistered Old Westbury pied-a-terre, he knows he needs to take the pressure off his erstwhile star. He goes to the shoreline surf shack of grizzled defenseman Brendan Witt (Patrick Swayze pictured above) and convinces him to join up. They collect veterans Mike Sillinger (Sylvester Stallone) and Sean Hill (Vinnie Jones) to round out the elder core. At training camp, they clash with cocky young upstarts Bruno Gervais (Marc-Andre Fleury), Chris Campoli (Shia LaBouef), and Jeff Tambellini (Hillary Duff). Can the new coach and GM make their hockey marriage work? Can the new old-guard teach the young guns about teamwork? Will albino winger (St.) Jason Blake (Peter Billingsley) be re-signed? Will bulimic forward Miroslav Satan (the Geico Gecko) battle through his scoring woes? Can the lifetime contract signed by cowboy goalie Rick DiPietro (Tom Welling) hold up through his battle with mental illness or will his torrid romance with local sports producer Margee (Jessica Biel) distract him from winning? Can the Islanders prove to the hockey world that they are not the sideshow they are believed to be? Find out, this spring with "The Mighty Islanders."

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They Look Alike, in a Twisted, Messed Up Kind of Way

It is more difficult than I thought. Just bear with me on some of them.

Jason Pominville and Ryan Cabrera-

Thankfully, Jason Pominville does not look like this any more. That picture was taken when he was on our farm team, the Rochester Americans, but as soon as I saw that picture it reminded me of Ryan Cabrera. The hair is just so similar!

Danny Paille and Ashton Kutcher-

Okay, I know this one is a bit of a stretch, but I couldn't resist. Paille's favorite TV show is That 70's show and his hair looks like it came out of that show, so there it is. You have no idea how much I would like Danny Paille to look like Ashton Kutcher more.

Patrick Dempsey and Chris Drury- This one is quite shocking, and I actually can't take credit for it. Someone actually wrote into the Buffalo News stating this, and at first I didn't beleive it until I saw the pictures. Also, last night I was flipping between the game and Grey's Anatomy so I could really see the similarities.

Jaroslav Spacek and Fred Flinstone- Okay, okay, I know this one is sort of mean, but seriously, you see it don't you?! I've thought this since the begining- Spacek looks like a caveman, so to be nicer, I used the friendly, cheerful caveman, Mr. Flinstone!

Teppo Numminen and Antonio Banderas- I don't know why, but they look alike. It's especially weird because Antonio is Spanish and Teppo is Finnish. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the face, maybe it's something else, I don't know.

The sad part is that 3 out of the five I have are injured... Wow, that's pathetic. Also, I pray it doesn't turn out Drury has a concussion.

-Paige

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Creative Challenge, Feb. 12 - 25: NHL in Hollywood

Okay ladies... Here is something we all can have fun with after the last creative challenge didn't go over so well... (send me your ideas!)

ANYWAYS! It's Valentine's Day week when everyone's thoughts turn to love, chocolates and those addictive cinnamon hearts. Here is your task - Pick 5-7 players from your team and give us their celebrity look-a-likes. I'm capping it at 7 so that our minds don't get blown away by all the hotness.

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