Creative Challenge: Naughty or Nice?

"Who's been naughty and who's been nice throughout the league? What would you get your team's players for the holidays?" Well, when I signed on here at HLOG, I did so as a Carolina Hurricanes representative. What do I get this team for the holidays? A do-over for this season so far. I'm leaving it at that. My real hockey love is my WHL team, the Tri-City Americans so I'm gonna focus my holiday creative challenge on those boys!

Who's been nice?

Jason Reese--5th in the WHL in scoring
Captain Taylor Procyshen--a +21 on the season so far!
Noob Mitch Fadden--20 points in 13 games
16 y.o. rookie Justin Feser--14 points in 21 games and +9
Defenceman Jarrett Toll--discovering his offensive upside, 7 goals, 8 assists so far
Goalie Chet Pickard--winningest goalie in Americans' history, going to WJC camp (should make final roster)

Really, the whole team's pretty darn nice--nice enough for 1st place in the US Division, 3rd overall in the

So, who's been naughty?

Mitch McColm--79 penalty minutes. 3 shiners so far this season, Uncle Mitch is awesome.
Tyler Schmidt--68 penalty minutes. Though 5 of those were for beating the poo out of Drayson Bowman of the rival Spokane Chiefs, so really like 63, since he took it pretty easy on Bows.
Drew Owsley--causing some of my lady friends to begin bickering over who he should belong to. Very naughy!

Pretty much, no one's really been naughty.

Now then, what would I get my teams' players for Christmas (in order by number, not favorites):

Mitch McColm--15+ pounds on his frame so he can be a true enforcer. Plenty of "Got Mitch?" shirts to give to his buddies back home.

Jarrett Toll--a shaver (me no likey "beard") and more goals!! He gets so excited when he scores, he practically shakes like a 3 pound Chihuahua. And an exclusive dinner for just him and Taylor Swift.

Jason Gardiner--uh, a not-broken leg I guess? That's what he asked Santa for at Christmas party.

Riley McIntosh--hmmm, he's new, I don't really know him yet to know what to get him. AMS just got him from Kelowna so I'll get him a big stuffed dinosaur monster thing, to remind him of Ogopogo. And a red, white, and blue American flag outfit for the monster, to remind Riley he plays for the AMS now.

Cam Stevens--more playing time, I like watching him play; the entire Run DMC discography, breakdancing lessons.

Jason Reese--I'd say new skates, but he just got new ones so, uh...more goals! More faceoff wins; tickets to some emo band's concert like Cobra Starship or As I Lay Dying.

Kruise Reddick--more faceoff wins, more goals; The OC complete series on dvd. And the Twilight series books. These boys have long bus rides.

Mitch Fadden--a haircut, I'm just not digging the red mullet. And teeth whitener (sorry kitten, but you have yellow teeth. I will not make out with you like that. JK about the making out part...maybe)

Brooks Macek--10+ pounds, he's so skinny! Course he's just a little rookie, he'll fill out. Other than that, he gets lots of handmade-with-love cookies from me :) Oh, and a mouth guard that fits so he can keep it in his mouth! And a nicotine patch...

Adam Hughesman--speed skating lessons. He's better than last season, but still cement-footed at times. Also needs a mouthguard that fits. And hair gel. Lots of it. Or whatever hair product he uses on that amazing hairstyle he's got going on.

Mason Wilgosh--Oreo pizzas from Domino's. Three of them.

Jordan Messier--One of these awesome chairs, whichever NHL team he wants, to kick back and play NHL 09

Johnny Lazo--sniper skillz; business cards that read "Johnny Lazo, Baller Status" or something to that effect. And human hampster balls to race his buddies in.

Justin Feser--Some bling. He seems like a guy who's classy and should have a nice chain or something to accent his pretty face and look nice for the ladiez

Tyler Schmidt--I would actually take away any "Free tanning" gifts he receives for Christmas. Lay off there, babydoll, you're orange.

Brendan Shinniman--Gongshow Hockey Cougar Patrol tee. Seems like he'd go for the "experienced" gals. Go get 'em tiger!

Brock Zimak--see Brock Sutherland--this tandem bike for the 2 Brocks. Or this epic Russian motorcycle with a sidecar for them.

Spencer Asuchak--more playing time; A bunch of Mario Batali kitchen stuff, he's a secret foodie and spends his spare time reading cookbooks and thinking about ingredient combinations.

Brett Plouffe--Just like what he asked Santa for at the Christmas party, front teeth that stay in for more than 2 days.

Lane Werbowski--Magic eye drops that will keep his eyes open during critical plays/photo opportunities. And a red bike.

Drew Owsley--I'll leave this one up to Q-Girl or Bethany. Or both. Lots o' gifts for my goalie. I know Owl Cookies for sure.

Chet Pickard--NHL rink-style cribbage board. Combines hockey and cribbage, two of his favorites.

Brett Martyniuk--OMG, some playing time in an actual game! Poor kid. It'll happen Brett, don't get too discouraged; and a bitchin' mask paint job, the black is boooring.

Brock Sutherland--see Brock Zimak--this tandem bike for the 2 Brocks. Or this epic Russian motorcycle with a sidecar for them.

Petr Stoklasa--whatever he needs so his teammates don't continue with the nickname "Stinky" be it deodorant, AXE body wash, whatever. "Stinky" is not a nice nickname for such a nice guy.

Taylor Procyshen--patience with the puck; The Office on dvd, though he probably already has it. Arrested Development on dvd. If he likes The Office, he'll like AD.