This FINALLY got to youtube, so here, in all its glory, I give you:
Reasons Teka Wants To Be A Blueliner, numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and FOURTY FOUR.
Tell me that's not just an amazing sequence of hits right there. I've watched it like 16 times, and I STILL can't believe it all worked out that well. Only in my roller derby DREAMS (and merely once in reality) have I managed a series of hits like that.
(And he's a UFA this summer, with rumors circulating that the Pens will let him walk. My hope? That the Caps'll pick him up. If not, who's with me for pooling our money and starting the Hlog team?)