So you remember that family tree that we had that made Ben Clymer the bastard child of a series of Penguins?
Well, they're reproducing again. Here's generation 2
This takes me back to my hypothesis that there are really only 12 sets of hockey features and they all just get shuffled randomly through the Player O'Matic. Of course, then when a hockey player gets too famous, they have to retire parts of his set. Nobody for a good long while will have Crosby lips or Pronger's teeth.
Just watch. Someday they'll find a big gumball machine full of hockey bits, and you'll all owe me money. And yes, this is what I get reduced to when my NHL team makes me want to cry. I'm convinced that if I start breeding them correctly, we'll have a good defensive line for Sid in what... 18 years?
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
They're coming.......
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4 comments:
Ha!
Crosby-lips and Pronger-teeth? Just for that, in the next couple of years someone will get drafted that has the horrendous set of both. Add to that a Ricci nose and you have the next coming (and a damn fugly dude).
Add also the Jagr-ass.
Someone is named Beagle? Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!
Awesome!
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