Thursday, February 22, 2007

There won't be paparazzi within a 100 miles.

I hate Hollywood. I hate the Brangelina stuff, I hate the Anna Nicole crap, I hate most movies (Slapshot and Miracle excluded, of course).

However, I nearly died laughing when I saw this press release:

In an effort to provide tranquility for troubled pop star Britney Spears’ turbulent lifestyle the Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League have invited the newly separated icon to spend an all expense paid trip in snow- buried Syracuse, NY.

In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.

In a show of support the Crunch is offering any woman that comes to the War Memorial Box Office with a shaved head a free ticket to the club’s February 24 game against the Manitoba Moose.

“The team and community want to provide Britney Spears with a stress free environment and the chance to experience a high level of hockey,” said Crunch President and CEO Howard Dolgon. “In addition to being 3,000 miles away from Hollywood, Syracuse is light years away from that pretentious environment. There won’t be paparazzi within a 100 miles.”


I love minor league hockey.

5 comments:

BethanyM85 said...

Oh gosh I was hoping to avoid that....thats my teams AHL affiliate...haha...how embarassing...

Sherry said...

I'm just concerned she's going to run up her costs by demanding the area be set at a certain level and the concession stands be stocked with expensive French water or something.

Although looking at her these days she doesn't seem to be that high maintenance.

People say that it's a sign she's going nuts but what if she really just wanted to shave her head?

Paige said...

This is pretty bizarre...

I don't know anything else to say. Haha

hockeygirl said...

I'm with Paige... Speechless. Can you imagine if she did show up? Hockey would never be the same.

carlybaberz06 said...

My question is...why would u shave your head to watch a crunch vs. moose game...i'm from winnipeg...and i've seen the teams play against each other...not that exciting...and if she did actually show up...haha i'd like to hear what she had to say...

I think she shaved her head though because she wants attention...not because she's crazy...look at all the stuff she's done lately...she knew all of it would end up on the news..