Thursday, January 04, 2007

Who I am - and of course, did I vote for Rory?

1. Where you're from, what you do - basic things.

Well I'm from Saskatchewan, and I work. A lot. Basically that and fool around on the internet is all I do. I'm HUGE Montreal Canadiens fan - Habs for Life! In fact, I've had guys tell me that the only time a Habs jersey looks good is when I'm wearing it. Oh, and I also enjoy tormenting guys for fun.

I should probably add that you can call me Justice, but I try to keep my identity a secret to protect the innocent (aka save my own ass when I accidently-on-purpose blurt out juicy tidbits on our fave NHLers).

2. Your team and why you like them.

Habs for Life. That's all I've got. I was born and raised a Habs fan, and I was brainwashed so young, I can't remember ever NOT cheering for the Habs. Top it off with the fact that Saku Koivu was a total hottie (and still is completely adorable) when he was drafted and I was of the right age to adore guys for that reason, and I was set. Toss some Jose Thedore in the mix, and well everyone KNOWS I still have a crush on him, Paris Hilton or not. You hit it if you want Jose.

3. Your least favourite team and why?

Clearly, the Toronto Maple Laffs. I thought it was a requirement of all Habs fans to hate the Laffs. I mean, the last time they won the Stanley Cup, the game was broadcast in black and white. Plus they are old, and Mats Sundin suffers from severe hockey ugly.

4. Your favourite player of all time & now?

Maurice "the Rocket" Richard. Henri "the Pocket Rocket" Richard. Guy Lafleur. Jean Beliveau. Jack Laviolette. Jacques Lemaire. Tony Esposito. I could seriously go on. But I won't. I mean, the Habs have soooo much tradition and history its just plain SICK.

As for my favourite players right now - I have several. Clearly, Sid the Kid has the hands. Marty Brodeur is hot as motha-fucking-hell (and rumour has it is rather well endowed with some interesting tatoos) not to mention the best goalie in the league. Then I have a love for boys out of Saskatchewan, like Getz, Garth Murray, Endo (I even love Endo in the sense that he's a dirty pig), Army (though Army the younger is a douche) ect. I can't have just one favourite player.

Plus, there's futures. Angelo Esposito NEEDS to be a Hab. Seriously, the boy is FINE jailbait. Carey Price has potentional to be one of my faves as well.

5. If you had to punch one hockey player or member of the NHL organisation, who and why?

I hate a lot of people. Can I not just hit Don Cherry? Hitting Grapes would make my life. Failing that, I'd really like to hit, oh, I don't know - Jose Theodore for sucking and leaving. He is too damned hot for that. But then I realized that if I hit him, he might not be pretty anymore, and I wouldn't like that.

6. What you'll be looking forward in this group blog.

Umm, the fact that everyone on here has like, amazing blogs and mine's all like, generic and full of random crap. I mean, mainly, I have random gossip, and occaisionally I like to talk about who I love, and how hot people are. So maybe I'll become less of a PB - only I'm not one.

7. What you don't like in general?

In general? Laffs fans. The Laffs. Don Cherry. People who drive like douches. People who are douches and try to hide it. I mean, if you're going to be a douche, be a douche.

8. What role do female fans play in keeping the game alive?

I have no freaking clue. I just love the sport, love the game and love to hang with the boys who play it.

9. What role do female fans play in picking heroes for the community?

I have a thing for hometown boys - so maybe we love the homers a little more then the average male fan. Other then that, I've got nothing.

10. Hockey just isn't the same without Ottawa losing to Toronto in the playoffs every year.

11. If you were on a deserted island, which player would you pick to stay with you?

Duh. Clearly Colby Armstrong or Maxime Talbot. Both would have me laughing my ass off that I wouldn't notice the deserted island-ness of the deserted island. Of course, neither of them comes with millions as of yet, but I am sure they could like, call up their good friend Sidney Crosby, and he'd come save us.

12. Crosby, Ovechkin or Phaneuf (hey he tried!)?

Crosby. Hands down. I mean, Ovechkin is like, a good player, and clearly loves the game (while Crosby has clearly had too much media training for his own good), he's just too damned ugly for me to love him. As for Neufy, I've heard too many nasty stories about that boy for me to look at him with anything but disgust. Except when he's making someone go CRUNCH. Then its disgust, mixed with equal parts of awe.

13. The player you'd like to take for a grand night out/a movie/a boring event/Grand night out:

Umm well Army would be funny. Sidney would look HOT in a tux. Martin Biron and I would talk over top of each other - that would be funny for others to observe. I enjoy looking at Sheldon Souray's arms....

I'd take Marty Biron to a movie. We would annoy the hell out of everyone around us and get kicked out. Sid would go with me to a Grand night out, because he'd be hot in a tux, Army would do the boring night - because he'd be funny, and for another grand night out, I'd take Jose Theodore, on the condition that he didn't talk - he might ruin it.

14. If you could make your own team, regardless of whatever players, what would it be called and where will it be/how would it be like?

I'd have one in Saskatchewan of course! We'd be the Saskatchewan Windchillers and we'd put the arena in like, Davidson, because that's half way between Regina and Saskatoon. It would clearly be awesome until the team didn't make enough money and was forced to relocate to the United-States. *mourns the Jets*


Okay, so I think that All-Star game is a completely lame, especially since most of the players don't want to be there and are more worried about getting hurt then actually doing anything.

All the break really does is give the guys a week off to go home and get plastered. Or go to whatever city the game is being held in and get plastered. I mean, who really wants to watch these guys play hockey hungover in January?

That shouldn't happen until they go to the Hangover Cup - I mean the World Championships in late April early May.

So I totally voted for Rory. It was a great idea and got fans actively involved who otherwise, wouldn't have given a flying fuck.

And if anyone tries to tell me that Sidney Crosby would rather be in Dallas then getting wasted in Montreal or Halifax in January, you are seriously screwed in the head.


Sasky said...

Heee. Hang over hockey. It's like the World Championships while the playoffs are on. Canada (or the americans, russia, or czech) win because they simply play the best while having been drinking the night before and quite possibly still drunk.

I love Lil Armstrong. The chasing the dream videos made me love him. Him and his dorky love for mcdonalds.

Objectionable Conduct said...

Haha. Colby isn't little Armstrong. That's Riley. I am not a big fan of Riley's - mainly because he's a douche, who tries to pretend he's not a douche.

I <3 Colby though.

As for the World Championships - NHLers USED to refer to it as "The Hangover Cup" because its all about who can drink the most and still play hockey in the morning.

As for still being drunk - I know a couple of Anaheim Ducks, Calgary Flames, and Edmonton Oilers who know ALL about being still drunk at practice....

Sherry said...

10. Hockey just isn't the same without Ottawa losing to Toronto in the playoffs every year.

Hey man, you better watch your tongue! That will soon change, I promise you :P

Objectionable Conduct said...

I would love for it to change. After all there are some sweetheart Saskatchewan boys on the Sens (Wade Redden and Peter Schaefer- Schaefs Dad is the coolest guy EVER for the record).

I just think they need a new captain.

Sherry said...

That wouldn't surprise me since Schaefer himself seems like such an awesome guy. I love his sense of least what little I've seen of it from the television. How could you not love the white flag incident? Well, unless you're Bettman I suppose.

I don't want to give up on Alfie but sometimes his lack of encouraging statements worry me.

Objectionable Conduct said...

Sherry - Schaefs has some pretty awesome cousins too. Unfortunately for him, he's from Yellowgrass, which is such a shit hole that they don't even have a sign that says "Home of....".

It's sad. Really. As for Alfie, I miss the curls.

Jordi said...

Okay you and I need to move the gossip on email. Really. I'm a bastard who loves dirt.