Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Two things...

ONE: rumor has it that A.O. has started his own blog here. From a cursory overview, just with the layout and because it's a paid account and all, I could believe it's him, as I doubt a wacko fan would go to even THAT much trouble. I'm just watching to see if he starts scoping out LJ communities on himself, because oh, the scandals we could make out of that. Especially if he finds the repositories of hockey slash I'm pretty sure are floating out there somewhere.

TWO: Late congrats to Ryan Malone who got married at some point in the near past. Supposedly (and although I tried to be a good internet pseudostalker and find the wedding pictures I couldn't find them to verify this) much of Abby Malone's wedding album is her 'getting ready' in her underwear. But damn, they're cute together. However, if I ever look at you, or don't look at you, or are in your general vicinity, and you hear me say "Man, it would be great if someone could take pictures of my dimply white butt in my underwear on my wedding day." PLEASE, for the love of god, make sure somebody kills the robot, and start checking closets for the real me?

Srsly, though, can I ask what is it with hockey players and straight haired skinny blondes? At least this one's not orange (or a color of grey that reads immediately as orange) but what's wrong with an entirely average looking person with a decent personality? Why can't a hockey player marry Velvet D'Amour? Or at least a Bettina? At the very least, take a Kate to a big event once in a while?

Sheesh. I don't think dating a pinup model is TOO much to be asking from you boys.

9 comments:

Shan said...

Awesome.

Now, just to learn Russian.


Damn.

Britannia said...

I hear Babelfish is actually doing pretty well with that blog.. Gustafsson has been running translations, and it seems to be coming out in a format that makes sense.

Elly said...

Aww, that is a very nice picture of Malone and Mrs. Malone. Very classic looking of them.

I have to agree, though, hockey players just seem to go for skinny-assed blonde chicks. Maybe there's just more of them out there? (Just from pictures from last year, though, I think Mrs. Ryan Smyth is brunette, and rather pretty at that. Maybe more brunettes in Canada?)

Kirsten said...

I'm pretty sure Joe Sakic's wife is also a brunette.

I'll laugh if Sidney Crosby gets a blog.

Tracy said...

Maybe they don't start out blonde but realize that's what people expect them to be? Who knows??

Elly said...

Tracy: Initiation into the world of hockey wives is a bottle of bleach? :)

Ellie said...

don't forget about petr nedved's wife and the sport's illustrated issue...

http://www.gambling911.com/Top-10-hottest-athletes-wives.html

Isleschick said...

If I ever get my wedding album there's a picture of my butt in there..I had special undies made up with Mrs. Mynewlastname :)

Elly said...

Ooh, good call, Ellie. I forgot about his sexy poses!