Monday, July 23, 2007

Alright Ladies, It's Offseason

...And I'm bored (and the Coyotes are boring... actually the whole NHL is boring at the moment) so I'm going to have some fun. Join me or perish!! Ok, if you want to be a fun-sucker, that's okay too, but I swear we'll all point and laugh as soon as you leave the room.

Yes, it's a tidbit like the survey you do when you join, but a little more in depth and it allows me to waste a little time and that's never bad.

What’s your favorite team? - The Phoenix Coyotes, no contest.

What’s you least favorite team? – Very difficult to say... Ducks (since they always tend to beat my ass)... well, let's just say any team that's not my own, that makes it easier.

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Who’s your favorite player? Zigomanis. I'm not 100% sure at this point why but I have some kind of undying faith in the boy and you can't talk me out of it (so don't try, I have a short temper).

Who’s your least favorite player? Sean Avery. Just seeing his face or hearing his name makes my blood boil. Grr.

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Favorite American team? - Phoenix Coyotes.

Favorite Canadian team? Well, I love (to hate) the Flames so that's about as close as I can get on this one.

Favorite International team? CZR, they were pretty badass in the World Cup this year.

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Who’s your favorite goalie? Vesa. I LOVE Vesa.

Least favorite goalie? Anyone who has ever beaten the Coyotes (so then everyone...) Ok, I really dislike Turco, something about him bugs the hell out of me.

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Favorite fighter? – I must be loyal. Nick Boynton. So long as he keeps the porn 'stache shaved off, he and I have NO problems at all.

Least favorite fighter?- As a fighter? Laraque. (I know some ladies that will kick me for saying it.) While he was here, when we could get him to fight he was bad ass but that was rarely. I get that my boy wanted to be more of a scoring threat but he's a beast... do SOMETHING baby.

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Favorite jersey/uniform/outfit/sweater? Coyotes. I don't care who you are, our logo is awesome.

Least favorite jersey/uniform/outfit/sweater? Rangers. They're boring.

Do you like home, away, or "third" jerseys best? Home

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Who do you want to win the Cup? – Coyotes... but really, who is going to answer with a team BESIDES their own? Other than us, I'd like to see the Pens win (to stop Sidney Crosby from pouting, he breaks my heart) or the Sharks.

What player do you most admire? – Doan. He's amazing. He has honor and integrity and all those noble qualities that people love but no one really has anymore.

Which player would you most like to sit and have coffee with? – Roenick! He could spill all kinds of dirty little secrets!

What about a beer? – That one's actually really tough. There are a lot of them that I would like to get drunk. Get drunk WITH, I meant. Sheesh.

How about just watch the game with? – Hmmm... probably Joe Thornton, at the least he could make me a mean piece of toast.

Have an in-depth hockey conversation with? – Someone who's been around since the dinosaur age, because they would know everything! Chelios! No... Jagr! I'm just kidding! I really don't know. :P

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Do you collect hockey cards, memorabilia, etc? – Just random things I pick up at games (or that my obsession leads me to buy). I'm not huge on hockey cards though.

If so, what’s your favorite card? Nagy.

Which is worth the most, and what’s it worth? – No idea. I never pay for them... I just end up with them.

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Do you live by any hockey players? What are they like? – I'm sure they're around somewhere but you couldn't prove it by me. No really. I swear I don't sit outside their houses looking in their windows... who told you that?

Do you play hockey? – I played street hockey when I was little... does that count?

What do you wear to hockey games? – Jeans! I get beer spilled on me a lot so I make sure that I wear the junky pairs. Haha. I always end up next to the drunks. I pair those with a jersey or Yotes t-shirt (still waiting to pair them with a HLOG shirt...), depending on the mood.

Do you have any "watching hockey rituals" or anything anyone might consider weird? – You guys know me... I AM weird. I have a few things that I refuse to ever admit to anyone who doesn't already know. :P

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What’s your favorite hockey memory (as a fan?) – Honestly? I have a lot, I could name the Coyotes Game Night as a major point for me, getting to meet all the guys and interact with them on a bit more personal level was awesome. Also (and yes, I'm a huge fangirl) getting to meet and talk to Nagy was good times too. Meeting Ziggy (my personal fav) was awesome but the Nagy one means more right now because he's not here and I see Ziggy all the time.

What’s your favorite hockey commercial? – I love, LOVE, the Road Trip commercial. It never fails to make me crack a smile.

Rudest/meanest/most annoying, etc? Avery – hands down!

Who’s the best looking? They’re all good looking... in their own way. Some more than others, of course.

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Other off-handed/off-ice comments? – Hockey (in general) has the best guys ever. They're more laid-back and more into getting involved in things (other than drama) than, say, football players or something.

Why do you really like hockey? – Game of heart and mind. Takes guts, talent and determination to succeed. They really lay it all out on the line every time they step on the ice. Speed, grace, poetry in motion, grit, brutality and team work…what’s not to like?

5 comments:

The Acid Queen said...

My dear, you need to come to the RBC Center so I can introduce you to the charter members of the Mike Zigomanis Fan Club (AKA "Section 328). You and they would get along famously.

Jordi said...

Aw shit, the HLOG shirt. I know I keep forgetting something!

Tracy said...

Section 328, here I come!!

Britannia said...

I hear that there's an "Army's Army" section in the nosebleeds at the Mellon. Of course, it's also home to Pittsburgh's own Cotton Eyed Joe dude.

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