Sunday, February 11, 2007

Sheldon Souray TV Interview

Some highlights:

Interviewer: "So, it must be nice knowing that every guy wants to be on your skates and that every girl wants to be on your stick."
Sheldon Souray: "No ... uh ... that's an urban legend."

Interviewer: "Which hockey players on the team are single?"
Sheldon Souray: "Myself, Chris Higgins..."
Interviewer: "I have a pen and paper, would you be willing to give me their numbers?"
Sheldon Souray: "I'll give you the wrong number, I don't want it all over the Internet."
Interviewer: "I'll just keep it for myself ... you don't have to give me anything."
Sheldon Souray: "When the red light goes off, you're welcome."

Interviewer: "So, do hockey players have a sensitive side?"

Interviewer: "But really, what did you have for breakfast this morning?"
Sheldon Souray: "A bagel, with peanut butter and jam."
Interviewer: "I'm very good at making that, so if you ever need anyone.."
Sheldon Souray: "Breakfast in bed. Perfect."

Interviewer: "No disrespect to your ex-wife, Anjelica Bridges, but how many other Baywatch babes turned you down before she finally decided to go out with you?"

Interview with Sheldon Souray

9 comments:

kristin said...

I am alternately disturbed and jealous...but mostly disturbed.

Objectionable Conduct said...

I continue to adore Sheldon. In the sense that he's hot. But he and Angelica were seen together in Dallas....

Shan said...

How... direct. I find it a little off-putting.

Mmmmmm... putting.

Finny said...

"every girl wants to be on your stick"?!?!?

hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh mannn...

um... but the rest of that is incredibly disturbing. ew, i'm kinda creeped out now. I was fine in the beginning...

Finny said...

is that on YouTube anywhere? i want to see this strange video. mostly, i want to see sheldon's face during this interview.

Finny said...

um, nvm. i see the link. what a bizarre interview.

Anonymous said...

how incredibly awkward. that is the worst interview i've ever seen in my life... i cannot be real - is that interviewer a joke? sheldon handled it well, i must say.

aquietgirl said...

Sorry, that link wasn't obvious. I bolded it. Is that better?

If she wanted to sleep with him, she should've just slept with him ...

Jordi said...

Argh I'm sort of amused but you gotta give the credit for being so forward. Sure he may have women doing the same thing every night but hah, it takes a lotta balls. (insert any other parallel)