Do: Look on the bright side.
Don't: Make up lame stories about your favourite player demanding a trade from your favourite team. Wait. The agent said the same thing before - right when he was dropped to the third line and all that. And like it wasn't true. Sammy was like "haha that's not true silly. I just bought a barbie surprise house and I can't give that up." And and and it was alright - it's gonna be alright... right? He can play D? I mean anyone can play D on this team! *shakes computer*
Karma is a bitch.
And it shall be forever remembered as "It went faster than you could say Chris Pronger*".
And it shall be forever remembered as "It went faster than you could say Chris Pronger*".
*breaks stick in half over head*
... Hey at least we didn't get Avery right?
... Hey at least we didn't get Avery right?
*(as a side note. I am thankful that it's not an exact replica of Pronger's situation. I mean I don't actually have to wonder if someone shagged a muppet and got a baby out of it.)
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Awww...buh-bye, monkey boy. :(
It's sad, but not completely unexpected, right? Maybe a change of scenery will do him good, get him back to his old form.
Hmm, what does that say I think I need to brush up on my fren--"Le Russe souhaite maintenant être échangé et son agent, Neil Abbott, a entrepris des démarches en ce sens auprès du directeur général du Canadien, Bob Gainey."
Oh. Damn you, Jordi. Damn you.
i'm sorry, jordi.
AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA *doubles over*
"shagged a muppet and got a baby out of it"?!?!??!?!
oh god. I'll never be the same. I'll never think of Prongs the same.
.....:sigh:.....
and on a more serious and somber note. I tripped out when I read that Samsonov is looking for the trade... and I thought of you and pouted for you and sent you mental hugs from Cali. Bundled with love.
I love you, J.
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