Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Pyatt is a riot in drag

Who on your team desperately needs a makeover?

Well, I can't think of anyone who is in desperate need of some image help on the Canucks, but I can definitely contribute a photoshopped pic...

As Loxy from Hot Oil pointed out in a Comment on my site, Taylor Pyatt is kinda girl-y lookin'. Let's take a look at what he'd look like in drag...

7 comments:

Margee said...

his eyes are rather startling, aren't they? He kind of looks like Partridge Family era Susan Dey with a shaved head.

Anonymous said...

mildly scary... ahahhaha... um... wow.

Jordi said...

Haha! I just need to wonder where he shops for that stuff...

Heather B. said...

Ah, yes, pretty Taylor. Fans in Buffalo used to scream, "Hit him with your purse, Pyatt!" at him.

Miss. Scarlett said...

At first I thought he was just wearing eyeliner as all the cool hipster emo kids do these days, but nope, it's just his eyelashes. Life's not fair.

Jordi said...

Apparently with guys, if you chop the eyelashes off, they grow back twice as thick. Happened to a friend though he only did it to get rid of the lashes for an asshat reason and ended up having the short bits poke his eye out.

Cheeky Umbrella said...

I saw this creepy thing on TV yesterday where you can get eyelash implants! They take hair follicles from your head and sew them into your eyelid. Because it is scalp hair, you actually have to trim them! EW!