The Hariest Post Ever

Ahh, playoff traditions. College teams go blonde, the Bears have their mohawks (hopefully to be unveiled tomorrow night,) the Caps grow their beards (and Mike Green rocks the 'hawk), and hair insanity overtakes the hockey leagues of the world. The playoff beard phenomenon has its own entry on Wikipedia; the Caps are encouraging it with their Beardathon, in short, the playoff beard is overtaking the D.C. area quickly.

But wait, I said. BUT WAIT.


For those of you who haven't yet picked up on this, I'm ridiculously female. Sadly, all I've managed to grow on my chin thus far is a bumper crop of pimples (and don't ask me where those came from, I'm not amused either.) No matter how much time I spend gritting my teeth and trying to pop out that magnificent handlebar mustache I've always wanted, I just don't seem to be getting past the Nicklas Backstrom Blonde Peach Fuzz stage.

The Caps' Club Scarlet has been little to no help in the female beard growing efforts, staying mostly silent on this horrible peach fuzz pandemic sweeping through 50% of Caps Nation..... so what, oh what's a girl to do?

My solution? Freakin' grow it somewhere else.

I had three choices as I saw them, and only two were fit for a mostly family-friendly blog. (although there was some discussion of rockin' the hawk in an uh... southern.... manner.) But anyway, I saw two options.

Sadly, after living with myself for 23 years, I knew that my legs would never get past the patchy-lost-razor stage of Sidney Crosbyitis. With no Italian or Spanish influence in my background, the blondeish-brownish Irish/German leg hair gene was going to leave me in the lurch.

"Allright then, self," I said to myself. "Armpits it is."

So here, in all its glory, I give you the initial photo of Playoff Pits '09. I haven't touched a razor since the Bears home closer, so this is almost a week and a half's worth of growth: 4/12-4/21.

(Also please to be keeping in mind how hard it is to take pictures of your own armpits.)

Ryan Whitney I'm not, but I'm hoping to give Boyd Gordon a run for his money eventually.


Any other ladies out there in on this? We too, can turn into yetis for our team... just... less visibly!


(x-posted to Talk Hockey To Me as well

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Somehow, The Leafs Believe They'll Make the Playoffs

I knew being a Leafs fan required suspension of belief. I didn't realise that extended to the players.

The Buds put on a game 7, Cup Final worthy performance Tuesday night against the Flyers. It was one of those games were you couldn't believe how much grit, heart and soul the Leafs can really muster. It was one of those games were you couldn't figure out where the heck they'd been keeping performances like that.

5 more wins, or in modern NHL lingo, 10 fewer OTL/SO losses and the Flyers would have been nipping the Leafs heels for 8th in the East.

Memorable moments for Leafs fans this season have been few and far between - we've got tonight, let's back it last...

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AHL Finals: Bulldogs 4, Bears 0

The Hamilton Bulldogs won game 1 of the Calder Cup Finals tonight against the Hershey Bears.

Carey Price got the shutout. A 46-save shut-out. In his rookie year.
Yowza.

Now if only a certain other team could have such a sparkling performance in their finals series. Wouldn't that be grand?

So who's joining me for the finals games when the series shifts back to Hamilton then?

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Minor League Diversion

I've been ridiculously MIA from HLOG lately, mostly because I seem to have temporarily lost my ranting mojo...sorry about that!

Now I know that the Stanley Cup Finals lurking right around the corner has put everyone in NHL mindset, but for the few of us whose teams didn't even make it to the big show there is another postseason that has held our attention - the Calder Cup Playoffs.

Sure, it may not be as flashy and exciting as the fight for Lord Stanley's mug. You may not recognize most of the players. And yes, you have to pay to watch games on your computer rather than enjoy the running commentary of the NBC/VERSUS/CBC guys. But while we wait for the big boys to get things going, it's nice to check in on the future NHLers, the fresh-faced youths who may be lifting the Calder Cup this year and the Stanley Cup next year.

Hey, a girl can dream, right?

Tonight is a big night in the AHL playoffs, with the four remaining teams playing in what could be two elimination games. If you haven't been following, here's a little recap:

- Hershey Bears (WAS): Okay, I'm a little biased because they're my boys, so I'm listing them first. Deal. After a season that set franchise records in wins and points, the Bears look poised to repeat their Calder Cup championship from a year ago. They have lost only two games in the playoffs so far this year, both in overtime, and have a 3-0 series lead over their Conference Final opponents, the Manchester Monarchs. Nothing is certain in the postseason, obviously, but Bruce Boudreau's boys are clicking along at a pretty good pace and I don't expect them to stop anytime soon.

- Manchester Monarchs (LAK): In their six year existence, the Monarchs had never won a playoff series...that is until this year. They took on the Worcester Sharks and then the Providence Bruins, defeating both in six games and clinching each series away from home ice. They are looking for their first ever Calder Cup Final berth but may be waylaid as they find themselves facing elimination at the hands of the Bears.

- Hamilton Bulldogs (MTL): The Baby Habs have taken an odd path to the Conference Finals, winning the first two games of each of their series - on enemy ice. Behind the glove of young goaltender Carey Price, the Bulldogs have pushed the Chicago Wolves to the brink of elimination, looking for their third franchise appearance in the Finals. Incidentally here's some trivia for you - they clinched their first trip to the Finals exactly 10 years ago tomorrow, where they would face and eventually fall to the Hershey Bears. Interesting...

- Chicago Wolves (ATL): Atlanta's AHL affiliate missed the playoffs for the first time in franchise history last season but rebounded nicely, finishing the regular season with 101 points and a second place standing. After sweeping last year's Western Conference Champs in the first round, Chicago went on to defeat the Stars en route to the Conference Finals. Facing elimination, they held on for a nailbiting 1-0 victory last night but still remain on the brink going into tonight's game.

So if you're jonesing for a little ice hockey action and your DVD of 'Miracle' is starting to get worn out, I highly recommend checking out tonight's games - they should be some good matchups. Both are available online through B2 Networks, just go to www.caldercup.com and follow the links to the live video feed. There is a cost, but it's still cheaper than going to see an NHL game...of course, a new BMW is cheaper than going to see an NHL game in some cities, so take that with a grain of salt.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled NHL-centric rantings.

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