Thursday, July 26, 2007

First the Staal brothers....

Hmmmm.....I guess this makes sense. Hillary Duff has fake teeth, so does Mike Comrie. Hillary Duff is majorly rich, so is Mike Comrie. And they are both so skilled at looking anguished and tormented by the press following them around.


Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica. Try the veal cutlet! Comrie is the center for the New York Islanders hockey team, but his "net worth" doesn't stop there; the Canadian pucker comes with quite a wad of cash -- as heir to the Brick Warehouse fortune. Score!

Sources tell us that the twosome have been hot and heavy since a wet weekend of jet skiing in Idaho.
UPDATE: I have confirmation of a nickname: Milary. Now I am going to go join KMS2 in vomiting.

18 comments:

KMS2 said...

oh VOMIT!! She is so gross looking! Maybe he'll buy her some food because girl needs to eat.

Jordi said...

Wow, I never thought the worst of both worlds were going to collide and make the world's most annoying couple.

Tracy said...

Someone kill me now. I don't pay a whole lot of attention to 'celebrity couples' normally but this is one that I can safely say I HATE with a passion.

Hockey_Princess said...

I remember Comrie being set up in the 'NHL players with a celebrity girlfriends' challenge, but I guess no one predicted it would be with Hilary Duff. Too funny.


I really have no words to explain or say about this couple...really no words...like its a bad thing, lol

Gambler said...

I am shocked! SHOCKED! It's possible to jetski in Idaho?

Isleschick said...

Will she be at Isles games with her sister's boyfriend (and big Isles fan) Kevin Connolly? Will I run into her in the bathroom line? Why do I have to wait months for these important questions to be answered?!

Shan said...

How old is she? Never mind, Wikipedia says she's 19. I thought she was 15ish.

leanne said...

The phrase "Brick Warehouse fortune" just makes me giggle. Um, his dad sells discount furniture. A lot of it. In fact, anybody want my kitchen table that I got from there?

KMS2 said...

"Discount furniture". I assume you mean antiques that are worth less than shit.

Tracy said...

Leanne, I'll take your table... not because it's from there but because I need one. Haha!

Oh and IslesChick... you won't have to wait that long for answers, they'll be broken up in a few weeks, he'll be on to another hot blonde (or dyed brunette in this case).

Rinslet said...

LOL. I don't know what's funnier: this or the Staals.

LOL!

Shmee said...

Jordi: I think you aptly expressed what every hockey fan is feeling this morning.

Hockey Princess: It just so happens that Mike Comrie was in the NHL/Celebrity GF challenge....with Lindsay Lohan's mother. Since LL's mama is busy with her spawn, I give Comrie a week before his hands are all over Mama Duff.

Sherry said...

I'm not all that horrified with this union because I don't particularly care for either one. In all honest, H.Duff is an upgrade over that Laguna Beach Chick he was with before.

Plus the NHL on Access Hollywood! [Which come to think of it, no maybe it's not a good thing]. At least Avery will now know that Comrie and Elisha Cuthbert really are just friends

Leanne said...

KMS2: By "discount furniture" I mean, "targeted at people who can now afford a bit more than brand-new IKEA costs"

KMS2 said...

Laguna Beach Chick he was with before

EWWW!! Don't tell me it was Kristin! She's such a media whore and she's not even famous.

McPhizzle said...

I didn't think it was possible for me to roll my eyes a full 360 degrees. This proves that it is. Pa-Uke.

Tracy said...

Kristin indeed, Kms!

On another note, I just read this morning that Hilary Duff was talking about how she "didn't jump into another relationship" because she "hasn't found anyone who excites her". Sorry Coms, looks like you're a last resort again baby.

Isleschick said...

tracy - well that's just great. That leaves me looking for LL Cool J in the bathroom line now.