Wednesday, November 01, 2006

His name is Raaaaaaaaaaay.

The only logical thing to do the day after a loss is to type up the lyrics to the greatest rap song that has ever come into existence.

Here it is, ladies and gents. The lyrics in all of their glory so that you may sing it at your respective country's "Idol" auditions.


Yeah, uh-huh
Yeah, well.

Well, in Cayuga Ontario born and raised
On the hockey rink is where I spent most of my days
All those hockey players taking shots at me
And I shot them right back
Cause I’m Emery.

I’m a goalie so I, well I can stop pucks
From the Maple Leafs to the Mighty Ducks
And nobody there is going to mess with me
Cause my name is Emery

Emery, His name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaaaay.

And hockey’s the name of the game I like to play.

Emery, His name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

R-A-Y, Emery

Well, Martin Gerber came up to me
And I said ‘Whatcha doin’ here Marty G?’
He said “I’m the new goalie in town.
Hey Ray I didn’t mean to make you frown
And I said
Wait a minute pal, that can’t be
Cause there’s only room here for one goalie
And that one goalie just happens to be me
So step aside for Ray Emery!

Emery, his name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Hockey’s the game of the game I like to play.

Emery, his name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


R-A-Y, Emery

In the OHL I was MVP
and then the Ottawa Senators came up to me
They said ‘How’d you like to play in the NHL’
And I said thanks fellas that would be swell
The only problem was someone in the way
His name was Dominik Hasek, but that was okay
I asked a little friend of mine to break his knees
So Guess who played in the playoffs
Emery!

Emery, his name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaay.

R-A-Y, Emery

Emery, his name is Emery
His name is Raaaaaaaaaaay.

And hockey is the name of the game I like to play.

3 comments:

Shan said...

Trade him.

Sherry said...

No, I think we're quite happy with him thanks :P

Jordi said...

This is the worst rap song that has ever existed.

But I'll try next year's Australian Idol anyway.